That looks like it could be heading in the right direction. But no, our server allows outbound access just fine.
Also, I get the same issue here on Simple:Press using Safari on Mac so it’s not confined to just our forum.
But your suggestion made me google this a bit more. I found several issues posted by developers concerning Chrome and Safari with getimagesize() or related. This one’s a bit older hence not sure if it’s still relevant: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/4022184/jquery-width-chrome-and-safari-problem. Any thoughts? Or is this totally unrelated? Just trying to narrow this down somehow.